Archive for August, 2009

In case you don’t know

Life isn’t like twlight. That kinda guy just doesn’t exsist and you have to come to realize that you don’t want to marry Edward. Guys like that are the guys that you dream about. The only thing that you’re not going to want to admit is that your not going want the perfect guy, because the perfect guy is boring.  When you see you’re happily ever after you don’t think about the fighting and the making up. No one wants to think about the bad moments and it’s human nature not to.

But it doesn’t matter if we don’t naturally imagine the bad moments in any relationship, the bad moments are there and there isn’t anything you can do about them and the truth is that the bad moments strenthen you and they make a relationship stronger because if you can fight and find the solution you’ve learned something, and in the end you get to make up.

But the craze over Twlight has pushed me to become beyond confused. I love Twilight but it’s not that big a deal. Pick up a couple of romance novels. You’ll find something better. I promise you. Just remember it’s fiction.

Why?

Romance novels always have a lot of sex… most of the time. I’ve read sex scenes where they’ve been: in bed, on the floor, against the wall, in the pool, in the desert, the pool, car, store, backyard, someone else’s backyard… you would think they would get tired after all that. Never.

We’ll never have sex as pretty or as perfect as in a romance novel. If you want perfection go for the fiction cause if it doesn’t cause you some kind of pleasure at least you’ll get a good laugh out of it. Or you’ll just cry, but keep in mind that the shit that happens in a romance novel doesn’t happen in real life.

34? and counting

She Woke Up Married

By: Suzanne Macpherson

Baaaaadddd books. They tried to work with a new idea and they failed on every idea they had on that book, but they tried again anyway and they failed again.

35

Smooth Talking Stranger

By: Lisa Kleypas

If you want a romance that’s more then a romance you’ll read this. Somehow whenever she writes she makes it into something that you’ll remember and you’ll actually want to cry sometimes when you read this.

36

The Prince Kidnaps a Bride

Christina Dodd

I was expecting an explosion of anger and I got almost nothing. It was predicted that the herione of the book had a temper and I was waiting for the shit to hit the fan but it never made it that far. And I never recovered.

37

Lip Service

Cute.

38

Under Her Skin

Susan Mallery

Cute.

39

Straight From the Hip

Susan Mallery

In more ways then one this book was better then the first two. Susan Mallery will never stand out but she’ll make sure that you enjoy the ride.

40

Mind Game

By: Christine Feehan

It had it’s kick like it always does. You can never deny that she sucks you in but you feel like you’ve been on the ride before.

41

The Book of Scandal

Julia London

It was a special book. I loved how Julia made an old plot and new plot with amazing emotions.

42

Seduced By a Spy

Andrea Pickens

Oh god shoot me. She’s so boring that I fall asleep. You don’t see action untill the end and up untill then it’s pretty much torture.

43

Sugar Daddy

By: Lisa Kleypas

OMG. Must read. Not a whole lot of romance though. Still amazing.

44

The Penalty Box

Deirdre Martin

She has realistic characters and sometimes it makes it hard to get into a book but you get attached and before you know it you want to know how it ends and see the characters with a happy ending.

45

Chasing Stanley

Deirdre Martin

The guy makes it hard to like him and you miss the moment when he figures out he actually is a dick which was sad to me.

45

Addicted To Love

Lori Wilde

Cute

46

Don’t Bargain With a Devil

Sabrina Jeffries.

Couldn’t really tell you what happened.

47

Love Bites

Lynsay  Sands

I really don’t know why so many people love these books I’m just not one of them. You would think characters this old would have more depth.

Kiss The Bride

Patrica Cabot

Not one of my favorite. It’s sad but true.

48

Savor Me Slowly

Gena Showalter

Theres just something that I didn’t like.

49

Mischief 24/7

Kasey Micheals

Another book that delivered.

50!

The Devilish Pleasures of a Duke.

Jillian Hunter

Emma falls to hard to fast.

THATS IT I’M DONE. I did my job and now I am never going to do this again. Fifty books and I have more but you could care less and so could I.

I wasn’t made for this

I just don’t care to do this whole read a book and tell you what I think. I just don’t care. I got this far I should finish with the stupid fifty book thing but I just don’t care and you have no idea how many books are waiting to be caught up on.

I’m going to make a list of everything I’ve read and if it’s worth mentioning something on it I’ll do that but if not you’re screwed. No one reads this thing why should I care. I’m not made to review books. I figure everyones different. What one person hates another loves and so me telling you something about a book isn’t going to change how you feel about it. I just type to look at the words.

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